lol, only in america dude!
Haha!
This is very funny but only in America does it qualify as news.
Seriously.
Trail of Ash
get outta your head and into mine. its much nicer…
pure mack on a record!
What’s hood y’all?
There’s something on the air right now. If its not in your ear, I don’t know what is.
ALBUM: DA BEENZ (Brooklyn & Queens)
ARTIST: T-MACK (TMACKTHEARTIST)
GOVERNMENT NAME: TERRY MACKIE
PRODUCER: Cooler Ruler Divine.
Fine, I’m gonna leave the hip hop blogging to hip hop bloggers, but I thought I should let y’all know about my new favorite thing. When Producer “Cooler Ruler” first sent me the link to “the-mark-of-a-crazy-kid” he said it was a “test run” – funny guy… This was Tmack’s freshman cd and it was released back in June 2009.
I only got to hear it around December. It sounded to me like young Terry Mackie had passed the test. I fell in love with “I run NY” and “Paid a Grip”. Before anything could really grow on me though, I got on to the next one; so to speak…
Cuz six months later, on January 23rd 2010, DaBeenz (Brooklyn & Queens) drops. I think its sick but don’t take my word for it. Check it out for yourself: Download DaBeenz and give it a listen, or get the download link from Tmack’s site Let me know what you think.
More importantly, let him know.
Nuff sed mayn!
Baadaye!
beginnings
Dedication: To Sharon. A friend. A sister. Fondly remembered. Embrace your new beginning baby.
she sat on the couch, not really watching CNN
not really holding the pen;
not really craving the end.
didn’t feel the mosquitoes, digging their teeth in her flesh
sucking the blood from her veins
spitting disease in her “self”
she didn’t even notice the light was not really on
the candle flickering out
her spirit withering down
she thought about her life and how she didn’t really live it
how she never did love it
and how through all the pain
she couldn’t wait to say fuck it!
she thought of her mama and how she didn’t really care
about the pain she would suffer
the heavy load she would bear.
she thought about God and wondered if he was laughing
if the trick He was playing
had angels on the floor rolling.
she didn’t even hear the little voice in her ear
my child u need not a fear
this storm will certainly clear.
she took a swig from the bottle and shed a few million tears
for the seed in her belly would never live to a year.
she reached for the pills and silently declared
that the pain she endured
would be the last she would bear.
she’d said to me though that this was hardly the end
that she’d fight to the death
that she’d never relent…
the note that she wrote didn’t end up on the news
she didn’t cause any waves
nor did she cause any blues.
so this is not a song.
this is hardly a verse.
this is a dirge like my forefathers wrote for fallen soldiers
sad rhymes like mothers penned for fallen daughters.
every word is a tear; every bar a screaming wail.
for that sweet little flame that died just how it had lived.
Baadaye!
vanilla ice cream
What’s hood y’all!
I never do lyrics but I just had to post this one.
A certain special someone just cracked my ribs when he reminded me of this song.
Vanilla Ice Cream – Stephen Lynch
Have a seat and listen, please don’t say a thing
The matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will ever sting
Just don’t take it personally, this is no attack
But we will never last because I am white and you are…also white
I only like black girls the brown girls, the café au lait
Caramel girls, and mocca girls just blow me away
If your a nubian, I want you to-be in every fantasy
But if you’re a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me
Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
Don’t call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn’t right
I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white
I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
A caramel girls and mocca girls just blow me away. If you’re a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out
It is no mystery, I like a sister see that’s what I’m talkin about
Our wedding song will be “Ebony and Ivory”, and we’ll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanzaa tree
But color is not the issue here, it’s dignity, it’s class
It’s all about her heart, okay it’s partly about that ass
I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait
A caramel girls, and mocca girls, just blow me away
If you’re a honky, you’re singin the wrong key, it’s the honest truth
The skin that she’s dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.
Thomas Jefferson.
Robert DeNiro.
David Bowie.
To a certain extent…Ted Dansen.
Strom Thurmond!!! Strom Thurmond!!! yeeeahh…
Drowning
In my shoes, just to see what it’s like, to be me/ I’ll be you, let’s trade shoes just to see what it’d be like to/ Feel your pain, you feel mine Go inside each other’s mind/ Just to see what we find, Look at shit through each other’s eyes/ But don’t let ‘em say you ain’t beautiful… – Eminem
Ever had your head held down under water?
So long;
You felt first; anxiety,
Then fear,
Then the water started seeping in through your nose
because you couldn’t hold your breath anymore?
Then you got lightheaded and all the other valves in your body thought it was
“all systems go”?
Then you stopped caring or pushing;
because you were bleeding under your fingernails;
and from your knuckles?
And you’d peed and crapped on yourself already;
so you had no dignity left anyway?
And you’d cried like a bitch because you could feel the distinct release;
that meant your soul was slipping away?
Then it became almost orgasmic;
as you caught the glint of that infamous white light?
At which point…
Did a strong pair of hands grab you;
and pull you back up to safety?
Did they get you hoping again?
Trusting again?
Believing again?
Is that how it happened for you?
Just checking
ash
yours truly…
What’s Hood!
I’m a very indisciplined writer but once in a while something bugs me enough to get me to write about it. This is one of those things.
Dear Daddy,
It’s been like 8 years since you left and its been like 8 times i’ve been left since then.
Since then, I’ve been bad and I’ve been virtuous but I’ve seen stuff that in your day wuda put the fuck in ridiculous!
Since when was a female forced to go to these lengths for a brother to treat her right n show her respect?
Since then, these brain cells been drowned n suffocated by booze n Maryjane so i can’t remember shit well.
But listen…
Please. Refresh my memory. Did you choose to love her or was it involuntary?
Did you listen to her voice when she whispered in your ear? Did you think she was special or simply ordinary?
I have stared at the backs of way too many quitters and I can’t help but wonder if you treated her different.
Did you turn your back in the still of the night? Did you still show her love with the chill of the morning?
Did you call her your queen, was she enough for you?
Did you force her to photoshop her life for you?
Stretch this, crop that, sprinkle more spice for you?
Were you crazy about her?
Did your heart skip a beat?
Or was it the same every damn day like the shit on this rat race…?
Cuz at times…
My heart is like a equalizer display and in those times I’ve been totally unprepared for this pain. So listen…
Please. Send me an answer quickly cuz at this rate this hate game may just crush me completely!
Baadaye!
ash.
the game
1st quarter
You are fresh on the team. Its your first time on the court after warming the bench for what seemed like eternity, so you are full of zeal. You will do anything to impress the coach, since to you, he’s God.
You end up doing more than you really should. You play with too much emotion. You let your passion for the game and for your wonderful coach show too soon.
He knows he’s got a loyal player. One he can count on.
2nd Quarter
You are still enjoying the game. And the coach’s attention. He’s showering you with it. Simply because for him, you’re the newest kid and your zeal is more than a little amusing.
His enthusiasm and attentions egg you on. You do even more to show him how much you love and appreciate the game. You’re insatiable.
You start doing him little favors, like fetching his coffee before he asks, and you get it just right. You even surprise him with lunch once in a while!
Your little post- it notes say “thank you” for the opportunity to play in this great team.
You’re in heaven.
He realizes he’s got a worshipper. One he can bench at any time at all, with no reason at all and you wouldn’t complain.
3rd Quarter
He’s getting bored
You’re fascinated by him and everything about him. You see brilliance in every little tip he gives at practice. Only you laugh at his jokes.
You squeal when anyone says anything against him. He rewards you with more time on the court. You’re not playing a full game though because as he says; ‘You’re just not ready yet’. You agree and work even harder.
You call him at home and send him text messages. He picks up your calls and texts back but never calls or texts first.
He realizes now that he’s got a tick! One that will not go away unless its forcibly pulled out.
4th Quarter
He only picks up a quarter of your phone calls. When you text, he doesn’t text back. your smiley faces are starting to really piss him the fuck off!
You visit him at home. He doesn’t ask you in.
Your conversations are getting shorter and losing intensity. you rarely talk about the game or how much you both love it, anymore. More importantly, you rarely play together anymore.
You complain about the lack of special attention. You accuse him of favoritism because he’s letting the newest kid play more time than you. He says you’ve grown into a prima donna without the work and chucks you out of the team.
Your world crumbles.
You don’t know what it is you did wrong.
You are devastated, but helpless and most importantly, clueless.
You start hunting for another team and your criteria is to find a coach with totally different characteristics from your previous one. A coach who will appreciate your “talents” and affections.
Your previous coach had “issues”.
Hopefully the next one wont.
Eventually you DO find another team to play for. The coach seems nice. He pledges his unconditional loyalty to his star player; YOU.
And the cycle starts again…
rate your ex!!!
Ash is single again!
Here we go. Ur gal is sitting @ home “watchin the news” translation: sitting in front of the tv wit headphones on blaring “Just Like Music” or some shit! I like my gory pictures on mute! So instead of being told about more people dying, i’m thinking about my latest unsuccessful attempt at romance. Its pathetic really. I wish they gave you a detailed report card on how you performed on the whole relationshit front. For future reference, u dig? Cuz honestly, how r u supposed to know (n if u can b bothered, work on) ur bad traits if nobody points them out?
Take me for instance. I dont think there’s any female this side of the sahara that’s had more failed relationships than yours truly. What’s worse is, after all these years, I still don’t know why exactly it is I suck at this. See, if we had report cards, this would be very simple. One would be graded in different categories on a relationshit at the beginning, have appraisals as it progresses, and get a final grade at the end!
For instance, females would be graded on;
1) Hotness, on the scale of 1-10, where 1 is “extremely unhot” and ten is well…. “shawty is a 10″
2) Need levels, where 1 is “just needy enough to make a man’s dick feel sufficiently bigger” and 10 is “cant stay away from you long enough to blink”
3) Cool potential. This one says potential cuz apparently, women r only supposed to be cool if they r ur friends. Once i become ur galfriend, blee dat miss cool has left the building! Stil, as the relationship progresses to the point where woman feels she can let down her guard, n be coolISH again… how cool wil she be? On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is “wil scratch the skin off ur face if u even offer anotha chick a light” and 10 is “will suggest a 3some wit one of her hot friends”
4) Maintenance! Lol. Not urs you fool! Hers. This one’s totally superficial. I guess 1 on the scale, wud b “hobbit feet” and 10 “runway model”
5) Libido. Here’s the BIG one! So how does ur ex rate on this one? If she’s a 1, then she suffers from chronic headaches. If she’s a 10, YOU suffer from chronic headaches!
Go ahead and rate your ex. Females, don’t sweat. I’ll do one for niggaz next. Lord knows I’ve got more than enough material for that one!
Ash Out!
Haiya! These guys have tricks!
Boss! I’ve just bought a pack of cigarettes on my way home, and guess what? There’s a bigger warning sign, and its in bold black letters on a snow-white background to make sure you don’t miss it! Now, at first glance, I thought “this is a good thing”, seeing as we smokers like to be reminded of our impending death by suffocation. In fact, the bigger the warning sign, the more we consume!
But peep this…
The sign says “THIS PRODUCT CAN CAUSE GUM DISEASE AND TOOTH LOSS” What?!? Did someone accidentally forget THE BIG ONE? Are they trying to take cancer away from us? In addition, the very tiny and very generic old one on the side of the pack that said “cigarette smoking is harmful to your health…” That’s gone! Wtf? The Ministry of Health is seriously bending over and getting fucked in the ass by BAT; British American Tobacco. Someone’s not doing their job. Heads should start rolling soon. Give us back our lung cancer or leave it generic! Get serious niggaz!
25/01/2010
Okay, different packs warn of different dangers. On the day I posted this I’d only seen the one that warns of “Gum Disease”. There is indeed even one for THE BIG ONE: Lung Cancer. I’ve decided though that I’m not gonna do a full retraction. Now, when I buy a pack of cigarettes I can’t wait to see what the impending threat is. Its an awesome experience. Kinda like opening up a christmas present!
R women really psycho?
I recently heard a scary story about this chica who wuz found with her man’s balls in her purse. Unfortunately, I dont mean this figuratively. Funny that this ish wuznt even on the news! It happened in the island of Malta. This 28yr old woman, whose boyfriend had disappeared off the face of the earth, was found hiding out in a cave. The police found her after the guy didn’t show up at work for a whole week and the neighbors reported a weird lack of noisy sexual activity from their house (this chick had the fake orgasm noises down!) ,.. ok, it was really the funny smell that raised eyebrows! When she was asked why she performed this curious operation, she said, it was because she loved him and wanted to save him from himself! When arrested, she was found tenderly fondling said balls and performing fellatio on the detached dick! Boss!
MUG SHOT
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